My son has this game he likes to play in the car. It’s when we exchange jokes to make each other laugh. He’s 6, so his jokes require a bit of forced laughter on my part but overall it’s a fun game.
The real problem for me is that try as I might, I can only ask, “Why was 6 afraid of 7?” so many times before I get tired of it. I usually end up Googling new jokes, which is I assume how you ended up here.
So, without further ado, get ready for a few laughs.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?
A: A poultrygeist!
Q: Why was the turkey in jail?
A: Fowl play.
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?
A: Plymouth Rock!
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Q: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
A: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
Q: Why didn’t the Pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield?
A: Because the corn had ears.
Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
A: Because they never learned good table manners.
Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn?
A: Where’s popcorn?
(Warning, some of the jokes on this site or for adults only, so tell them with caution.)
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks.
Waddle I do if you don’t open the door?
Q: What do you call a turkey on the run?
A: Fast food.
Q: What key won’t open any door?
A: A tur-key.
Q: What sound does a turkey’s iPhone make?
A: Wing, wing!