14 LOL Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

My son has this game he likes to play in the car. It’s when we exchange jokes to make each other laugh. He’s 6, so his jokes require a bit of forced laughter on my part but overall it’s a fun game.

The real problem for me is that try as I might, I can only ask, “Why was 6 afraid of 7?” so many times before I get tired of it. I usually end up Googling new jokes, which is I assume how you ended up here.

So, without further ado, get ready for a few laughs.Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids


Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?

A: A poultrygeist!

Fun Kids Jokes


Q: Why was the turkey in jail?

A: Fowl play.

Fun Kids Jokes


Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert?

A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!



Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?

A: Plymouth Rock!

Submitted by Chas on Boys Life


Q: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?

A: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.



Thanksgiving Jokes for KidsQ: Why didn’t the Pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield?

A: Because the corn had ears.

Laff Gaff


Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?

A: Because they never learned good table manners.

Cowdell Agency


Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn?

A: Where’s popcorn?

Jokes 4 Us

(Warning, some of the jokes on this site or for adults only, so tell them with caution.)


Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had the drumsticks.

Primary Games


Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Waddle who?

Waddle I do if you don’t open the door?

Activity Village


Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

Fozzie Bear via Twitter


Q: What do you call a turkey on the run?

A: Fast food.



Q: What key won’t open any door?

A: A tur-key.

Irish Central


Q: What sound does a turkey’s iPhone make?

A: Wing, wing!

IB Times

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  1. […] you read my Thanksgiving jokes post, then you know my kiddo loves to laugh. The kid has a great disposition and he’s always […]

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