If you read my Thanksgiving jokes post, then you know my kiddo loves to laugh. The kid has a great disposition and he’s always asking for a new joke. What that basically means is I’m always Googling stuff.
If your kid is like mine, then not to worry. I’ve compiled a list of Christmas and holiday jokes that will hopefully have your kid rolling on the floor laughing.
Q: What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?
A: A sad candy cane!
Source: Email Santa
Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas?
A: Because it’s in Decembrrrr!
Source: Email Santa
Q: What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
A: Ribbon Hood!
Source: Email Santa
Q: What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
A: They both have sandy claws.
Submitted to Boys Life Magazine by Joshua H.
Q: What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?
A: The Finch Who Stole Christmas.
Submitted to Boys Life Magazine by Noah B.
Q: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
A: “Santa Jaws!”
Submitted to Boys Life Magazine by Casen S.
Q: What is a cow’s favorite holiday?
A: Moo-years Day.
Source: Red Tri
Q: What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A: A snowball.
Source: Red Tri
Q: How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
A: Only one, after that it’s not empty any more.
Source: Fun Kids Jokes
Q: How did Santa describe the elf who refuses to take a bath?
A: He’s elfully smelly.
Source: Fun Kids Jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A: A pineapple.
Source: Fun Kids Jokes
Q: What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
A: Jungle Bells.
Submitted by Amy to Family Fun
Q: What do elves eat for breakfast?
A: Snow Flakes.
Submitted by Lily to Family Fun
Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can hoe, hoe, hoe.
Submitted by Anne to Family Fun
Q: What does the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A: Cookie sheets.
Source: Frugal Fun 4 Boys
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
Source: Frugal Fun 4 Boys
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Source: Frugal Fun 4 Boys
Q: What kind of photos do elves take?
A: Elfies.
Source: Frugal Fun 4 Boys
A: Nothing silly, reindeer can’t talk!
Source: Kids Play and Create
Q: What’s invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
A: Santa’s burps!
Source: Kids Play and Create
Q: Who delivers presents to cats?
A: Santa Paws!
Source: Why Christmas
Q: What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?
A: Santa going through a revolving door!
Source: Why Christmas
Q: What do you call a singing elf?
A: A wrapper.
Source: Laff Gaff
Q: What’s white and goes up?
A: A confused snowflake.
Source: Laff Gaff
Q: What did the snowflake say to the fallen leaf?
A: You’re so last season.
Source: Laff Gaff
Q: How was the snow globe feeling?
A: A little shaken!
Source: Essential Kids
A: You get a hairdryer!
